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Edward Lear - A book of nonsense
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There was Old Man in a pew,
Whose waistcoat was spotted with blue;
But he tore it in pieces
To give to his nieces,
That cheerful Old Man in a pew.


 

There was an Old Man who said, ’How
Shall I flee from that horribke cow?
I will sit on this stile,
And continue to smile,
Which may soften the heart of that cow.’


 

There was a Young Lady of Hull,
Who was chased by a virulent bull;
But she seized on a spade,
And called out, ’Who’s afraid?’
Which distracted that virulent bull.


 

There was an Old Man of Whitehaven,
Who danced a quadrille with a raven;
But they said, ’It’s absurd
To encourage this bird!’
So they smashed that Old Man of Whitehaven.


 

There was an Old Man of Leghorn,
The smallest that ever was born;
But quickly snapped up he
Was once by a puppy,
Who devoured that Old Man of Leghorn.


 

There was an Old Man of the Hague,
Whose ideas were excessively vague;
He built a balloon
To examine the moon,
That deluded Old Man of the Hague.


 

There was an Old Man of Jamaica,
Who suddenly married a Quaker;
But she cried out, ’Alack!
I have married a black!’
Which distressed that Old Man of Jamaica.


 

There was an Old Person of Dutton,
Whose head was as small as a button,
So, to make it look big,
He purchased a wig,
And rapidly rushed about Dutton.


 

There was a Young Lady of Tyre,
Who swept the loud chords of a lyre;
At the sound of each sweep
She enraptured the deep,
And enchanted the city of Tyre.


 

There was an Old Man who said, ’Hush!
I perceive a young bird in this bush!’
When they said, ’Is it small?’
He replied, ’Not at all!
It is four times as big as the bush!’

Edward Lear

Limericks