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Edward Lear - A book of nonsense
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There was a Young Girl of Majorca,
Whose aunt was a very fast walker;
She walked seventy miles,
And leaped fifteen stiles,
Which astonished that Girl of Majorca.

 


 

There was an Old Man of the Cape,
Who possessed a large Barbary ape,
Till the ape one dark night
Set the house all alight,
Which burned that Old Man of the Cape.

 


 

There was an Old Lady of Prague,
Whose language was horribly vague;
When they said, ’Are these caps?’
She answered, ’Perhaps!’
That oracular Lady of Prague.

 


 

There was an Old Person of Sparta,
Who had twenty-one sons and one ’darter’;
He fed them on snails,
And weighed them in scales,
That wonderful Person of Sparta.

 


 

There was an Old Man at a casement,
Who held up his hands in amazement;
When they said, ’Sir, you’ll fall!’
He replied, ’Not at all!’
That incipient Old Man at a casement.

 


 

There was an Old Person of Burton,
Whose answers were rather uncertain;
When they said, ’How d’ye do?’
He replied, ’Who are you?’
That distressing Old Person of Burton.

 


 

There was an Old Person of Ems,
Who casually fell in the Thames;
And when he was found
They said he was drowned,
That unlucky Old Person of Ems.

 


 

There was an Old Person of Ewell,
Who chiefly subsisted on gruel;
But to make it more nice
He inserted some mice,
Which refreshed that Old Person of Ewell.

 


 

There was a Young Lady of Parma,
Whose conduct grew calmer and calmer;
When they said, ’Are you dumb?’
She merely said, ’Hum!’
That provoking Young Lady of Parma.

 


 

There was an Old Man of Aôsta,
Who possessed a large cow, but he lost her;
But they said, ’Don’t you see
She has rushed up a tree?
You invidious Old Man of Aôsta!’

 


 

There was an Old Man, on whose nose,
Most birds of the air could repose;
But they all flew away
At the closing of day,
Which relieved that Old Man and his nose.

 


 

There was a Young Lady of Clare,
Who was sadly pursued by a bear;
When she found she was tired,
She abruptly expired,
That unfortunate Lady of Clare.

Edward Lear

Limericks