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Edward Lear - A book of nonsense
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There was an Old Man of the Nile,
Who sharpened his nails with a file,
Till he cut out his thumbs,
And said calmly, ’This comes
Of sharpening one’s nails with a file!’


 

There was an Old Person of Rheims,
Who was troubled with horrible dreams;
So, to keep him awake
They fed him on cake,
Which amused that Old Person of Rheims.


 

There was an Old Person of Cromer,
Who stood on one leg to read Homer;
When he found he grew stiff,
He jumped over the cliff,
Which concluded that Person of Cromer.


 

There was an old person of Troy,
Whose drink was warm brandy and soy,
Which he took with a spoon,
By the light of the moon,
In sight of the city of Troy.


 

There was an Old Man of the Dee,
Who was sadly annoyed by a flea;
When he said, ’I will scratch it,’
They gave him a hatchet,
Which grieved that Old Man of the Dee.


 

There was an Old Man of Dundee,
Who frequented the top of a tree;
When disturbed by the crows,
He abruptly arose,
And exclaimed, ’I’ll return to Dundee.’


 

There was an Old Person of Tring,
Who embellished his nose with a ring;
Ha gazed at the moon
Every evening in June,
That ecstatic Old Person in Tring.


 

There was an Old Man on some rocks,
Who shut his wife up in a box;
When she said, ’Let me out!’
He exclaimed, ’Without doubt,
You will pass all your life in that box.’


 

There was an Old Man of Coblenz,
The length of whose legs was immense;
He went with one prance
From Turkey to France,
That surprising Old Man of Coblenz.


 

There was an Old Man of Calcutta,
Who perpetually ate bread and butter,
Till a great bit of muffin,
On which he was stuffing,
Choked that horrid Old Man of Calcutta.

Edward Lear

Limericks